I Dare you..

I did it. I did something so different today and I can not stop laughing. Here's what, with a little help and a dare, was posted this afternoon:



MEMO: For Internal Use Only

TO: All Eligible Men of NYC (ages 25-32)

FROM: An Ambitious Blonde

RE: Looking for "Holidates"



Do you have corporate parties, client soirees, or other family events which you need a date?

SO DO I!

Let's trade events and pack our holiday calenders!

No "extras" involved unless we hit it off, if not, let's just appear to be taken!



Specifically Looking for:

Someone taller then 5 ft 8 but not a giant

Able to hold a conversation and act interested in horrible conversation

Can suck it up and wear an ugly sweater but own a fantastic looking suit and tie

Be gracious and not rude or too sarcastic

Intelligent

Witty

Good Hygiene

Must not carry a toothpick in pocket!



Looking forward,

Blonde Ambition



That's a biggy. A good dare. My favorite response was first from a super super hot 34 year old and the second is from a much older man whom laughed and thought it was so very clever. I emailed both, awaiting response. Will update- have the post up for 7 days!! I asked our older gentleman to pay if forward, post to his colleagues, see if any of them have the guts or intelligence to email me!